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  • psat instructor: if you feel ill or you are about to die tell me beforehand so i may bURN YOUR ANSWER SHEET RIGHT BEFORE YOUR EYES AND THROW NO.2 PENCILS ON YOUR CORPSE. Also no sharing calculators.
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bonerfart:

Me: my son is so tiny i must have the tiniest son in the world

Doctor: this is a regular sized baby, i don’t think you understand how babies work

Me: I love my tiny son

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contraception:

a support group for people who started saying YAAAAAAS ironically and now can’t stop

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