- psat instructor: if you feel ill or you are about to die tell me beforehand so i may bURN YOUR ANSWER SHEET RIGHT BEFORE YOUR EYES AND THROW NO.2 PENCILS ON YOUR CORPSE. Also no sharing calculators.
Me: my son is so tiny i must have the tiniest son in the world
Doctor: this is a regular sized baby, i don’t think you understand how babies work
Me: I love my tiny son
a support group for people who started saying YAAAAAAS ironically and now can’t stop